Reacting to: Rise of Skywalker
Obviously, this is chock full of spoilers. Also, it's a reaction, not a review. If you haven't seen the movie, it probably won't make a lot of sense. So go see it if you haven't. Let's be real, any time a movie has a character announce "I'm the spy" has problems. Any movie that has a character do that, and then kills them almost immediately has serious issues. I really liked The Rise of Skywalker. It's a lot of fun to watch. But also, "I am all the Sith" and "I am all the Jedi" is stupid banter. And Rey kills The Emperor anyway, so why doesn't she... absorb all the souls(?) of the Sith, like he said. Why can Ben bring back Rey but Rey not bring back Ben? Wouldn't it be great to have them each revive each other for like 5 minutes, until finally Luke's voice is like OK FINE MAYBE SOMETIMES SOMEONE REALLY IS GONE! In a universe with spaceships, why even have watercraft at all? My main issue must be laid ...